

Jim: So what did he say? Was it my fault?
Pam: Yeah. He said that you told him how much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room, and about how, you’ve never doubted for a second that I’m the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. I guess he’s never felt that with my mom, even at their best.
Jim: You ok?
Pam: Yeah. [they hug]
[…]
Pam: When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gonna be right about that.

Andy: Jim and Pam are, like, movie geniuses. They’re catching things that are totally going over my head.

Pam: I’m coming back the wrong way. It’s not because of you. I don’t like graphic design. That’s it. Stop smiling. I really didn’t like it. It’s just designing logos and stuff…. and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home… and I know you said to come home the right way, but you can’t tell me what to do. Got it?
Jim: I missed you.
Pam: I missed you too.
[…]
Jim: Welcome back.

Jim: [on voicemail] Hey, it’s Jim. Leave a message.
Pam: Hi.
Pam: [on voicemail, because she’s calling Jim at the same time] Hi, this is Pam. Leave a message.
Jim: [walking to his car] Hey, it’s me. It is 5:03.
Pam: I figured I’d catch you walking to your car, but…
Jim: You must be out or something.
Pam: I’ll leave a message.
Jim: Is it me, or are we just a little off today?
Pam: I guess this is just one of those days. It’ll get better.
Jim: Hope you didn’t have any major laundry issues.
Pam: I finished my laundry. Got all my socks. Nothing like that time that crazy guy pushed you.
Jim: Remember that time that I helped you do your laundry and that crazy guy came in and started yelling at you?
Pam: And then, remember, we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer and dryer?
Jim: Yet here you are, back in a Laundromat. Now, I’m just trying to help you, Beesly. Be safe.
Pam: You’re probably upset that I’m even at a Laundromat right now. But, don’t worry, I’m being safe. And I’m headed home. I’m… headed to my dorm. Not home.
Jim: Wish you were home. Uh, anyway…
Pam: Anyway, um… I miss you.
Jim: I miss you.

Jim: (drawing two family trees on a whiteboard) Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through (draws a question mark) delusion.

Michael: What’s going on?
Pam: (on the phone) No, nothing. Nothing Michael! Just saying hi.
Creed: The tall guy got engaged.
Michael: To be married?
Jim: Yep.
[…]
Pam: (on the phone) Sorry.


